Comment on how badly could a pelican fuck me up in a fight?

• tilefan@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  no but I can print a picture of one

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  • prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Pelicans are naturally offended by bananas, a printout might work but a pocket banana is a solid distraction technique so you can get it pinned.

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    • tilefan@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      they couldn’t be naturally offended by bananas, as what we recognize as a banana is completely man-made. they must be unnaturally offended by it, or we bred the banana in such a way that it looks exactly like something that used to be offended by

      probably pelican dildos.

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      • prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        They’re offended by their existence as an abomination on the natural order of things, pelicans are extremely strict in their adherence to their ethics.

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