Comment on how badly could a pelican fuck me up in a fight?

LovableSidekick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

• tilefan@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  idk but in this neighborhood, probably

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  • prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Do you have ready access to a banana?

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    • tilefan@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      no but I can print a picture of one

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      • prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Pelicans are naturally offended by bananas, a printout might work but a pocket banana is a solid distraction technique so you can get it pinned.

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