Comment on how badly could a pelican fuck me up in a fight?
LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 1 week agoI had an incredibly aggressiveale duck that would come after me all the time. He was big, like 20lbs at least, and I’d kick him in the chest with the side ofy foot when he came at me all angry like. His chest was the meatiest part of him, so I wasn’t worried about damaging him with kinda wimpy kicks. Bastard became soup real quickly, though. Overly aggressive birds in my flock don’t get the privilege of being pets.
Ersatz86@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I too have a chicken-kicking story. Posting now so’s I’ll remember to write it out later.