I have a friend who did this exact same thing his first time. Maybe it’s more common than one might think.
By chance, is the girl’s name Ivy?
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funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
I remember a girl telling me once of an experience with a guy for whom it was his first time, and to ease his nerves he kept doing family guy quotes and impressions.
Since hearing that story I’ve never felt inadequate in bed.
cobalt32@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 week ago
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 1 week ago
He’s been boning his way across the country feeding girls this first time story
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
No, I think Sarah. This was in the MySpace days tho
Empricorn@feddit.nl 1 week ago
Look, she still had a good time, all right!?
gnutrino@programming.dev 1 week ago
Just so long as he didn’t do an impression of Stewie seeing a vagina for the first time…