Comment on Perfect Christmas Gift for your boyfriend or husband

Hlodwig@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• squid_slime@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Its even worse when unwrapping the thing and it lands in the urinal.

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  • zyratoxx@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Or when you use a German toilet model - the one with the poop bowl - and it touches the poo.

    (And you don’t even need that much of an oversize for this to actually happen)

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Pro-tip: wrap it behind yourself and let it rest over your shoulder, kind of like a shoulder cannon.

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• VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Or commonly named Poseidon’s touch.

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