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• Dalvoron@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  AI will analyse video of dirty bums and generate the exact pressure and aim required to get them clean.

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  • Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    For that to work some people have to get too much pressure. Your clean ass will have been built on the live lost to excessive bidet pressure.

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    • jagged_circle@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      You’re supposed to use water and your hand to wipe.

      Some people are so gross

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      • Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I use 2-3 squares of toilet paper to wipe and dry. I don’t want to run the electrical wires to hook up a fancy bidet with a hot air blower

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      • Shortstack@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Use your hand like a savage?

        No thanks

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• dangerous50@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Lol I hope you are right. Or else I will have to make sure the Internet is working before going to washroom.

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  • zephorah@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    This is from 10yrs ago. Adult Swim joke skit.

    youtu.be/DJklHwoYgBQ

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    • dangerous50@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      And no one took their idea to the market yet. Shame on those large companies

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