Comment on New oven and they lock the air fryer functionality behind wifi.

dangerous50@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• InevitableList@beehaw.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  There are toilets that analyse your waste and send the results to your doctor. They ID you by scanning your anus since everyone’s anus is unique. Maybe one day the results can be sent to your kitchen and your fridge and airfryer can deny you access to unhealthy foods when your toilet tells them to.

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  • Shortstack@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Jesús fucking christ some guy made the Adult Swim skit into a real product?

    This wasn’t supposed to be real

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  • dangerous50@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And GenAI isn’t part of this. Not enough hype, no VC will fund it.

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• zephorah@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  More likely to be bidets.

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  • Dalvoron@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    AI will analyse video of dirty bums and generate the exact pressure and aim required to get them clean.

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    • Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      For that to work some people have to get too much pressure. Your clean ass will have been built on the live lost to excessive bidet pressure.

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      • jagged_circle@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        You’re supposed to use water and your hand to wipe.

        Some people are so gross

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  • dangerous50@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Lol I hope you are right. Or else I will have to make sure the Internet is working before going to washroom.

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    • zephorah@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This is from 10yrs ago. Adult Swim joke skit.

      youtu.be/DJklHwoYgBQ

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      • dangerous50@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        And no one took their idea to the market yet. Shame on those large companies

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