Comment on Anon loves proprietary tech

MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• secret300@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  HAL begs anon “please take a shower”

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  • taladar@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “I am afraid I can’t do that, Dave, not until you have taken a shower”

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• TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  this was written by someone pretending they know how showers work

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  • lightnsfw@reddthat.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Notice he never actually enters the shower in this story.

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  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Written by AI, you bet?

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• Quadhammer@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Wall mounted mechanical dildo obviously

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• rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Max had already turned on the shower for me, setting the water temperature right where I liked it. As I jumped into the steam-filled stall. Max switched the music over to my shower tunes playlist. I recognized the opening riffs of “Change,” by John Waite. From the Vision Quest soundtrack. Geffen Records, 1985.

  Ready Player One had an AI that prepared his shower for him

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  • taladar@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    setting the water temperature right where I liked it.

    I have that too, it is called “having separate knobs for temperature and turning the water on and off” though I wouldn’t exactly consider it AI.

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