this was written by someone pretending they know how showers work
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MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
prepares a morning shower
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TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 1 year ago
lightnsfw@reddthat.com 1 year ago
Notice he never actually enters the shower in this story.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
Written by AI, you bet?
Quadhammer@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Wall mounted mechanical dildo obviously
rumba@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Max had already turned on the shower for me, setting the water temperature right where I liked it. As I jumped into the steam-filled stall. Max switched the music over to my shower tunes playlist. I recognized the opening riffs of “Change,” by John Waite. From the Vision Quest soundtrack. Geffen Records, 1985.
Ready Player One had an AI that prepared his shower for him
taladar@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
setting the water temperature right where I liked it.
I have that too, it is called “having separate knobs for temperature and turning the water on and off” though I wouldn’t exactly consider it AI.
secret300@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
HAL begs anon “please take a shower”
taladar@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
“I am afraid I can’t do that, Dave, not until you have taken a shower”