Comment on I have been told ever since I was a little shit that when you die you go to heaven first wait in line for St Peter to judge you at the pearly gates? Is this in the Bible? I thought god did judging

• samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• Zozano@lemy.lol ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If you’re an atheist: we’re in hell, literally.

  If you’re a Christian: we’re where hell will be, when Jesus comes back with cigarettes and half a bottle of bourbon.

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• LiamMayfair@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I already suspected as much.

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