Comment on Anon tries programming in Java

• taladar@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  They forgot to mention that production Java applications apparently need to log a certain minimum number of completely meaningless stacktraces per hour to work properly. Or at least I assume that is the case from the fact that all of them do that.

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  • HackerJoe@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Best with an old and vulnerable log4j on a Windows log server.

    We don’t know what’ll happen if we update. And we don’t know if the dude who coded it will answer our calls. YOLO!

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    • superkret@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      At that point, just kill the VM the app is running on and deal with the fallout.

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• RogueBanana@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  But none of this is relevant for a hello world programming, right?

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  • scottmeme@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You would be surprised, errors right out of the box on a freshly initialized project aren’t uncommon

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    • babybus@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      As I’ve been working with Java professionally for years, you’re right, I would be surprised, because that would be really uncommon.

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      • Malfeasant@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Don’t bother learning something new, this guy already knows it.

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