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unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

Also not arabic or queer. Also dont cross streets without a green light or you might get shot by an orbital drone for the royal offense of “jaywalking”

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Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
And don’t try to stand in some place idly outside for more than a minute. They call that “loitering” and it’s the barbaric act of experiencing being alive in public without spending a dime.

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- PlungeButter@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
  When does the freedom kick in?
  
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  - Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
    When you swipe your credit card and leave a generous tip, of course!
    
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    superkret@feddit.org ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
    You’re free to choose between 25, 30 and 35%.
    
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  - superkret@feddit.org ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
    As a free American, you have the right to have your teeth kicked in by cops.
    
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Serinus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
I think Italian and Irish are now acceptable. Maybe choose one of those.

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