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ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

USA is really quite safe, just remember to not be black or a woman

Oh and wear a ballistics vest if you’re going anywhere near a school

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unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
Also not arabic or queer. Also dont cross streets without a green light or you might get shot by an orbital drone for the royal offense of “jaywalking”

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- Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
  And don’t try to stand in some place idly outside for more than a minute. They call that “loitering” and it’s the barbaric act of experiencing being alive in public without spending a dime.
  
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  - PlungeButter@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
    When does the freedom kick in?
    
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    Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
    When you swipe your credit card and leave a generous tip, of course!
    
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    superkret@feddit.org ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
    As a free American, you have the right to have your teeth kicked in by cops.
    
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- Serinus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
  I think Italian and Irish are now acceptable. Maybe choose one of those.
  
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