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I was drunk and high out of my gourd one night biking home along Bloor Street and got a ticket for speeding lol. This was maybe 2004. I have thankfully matured since then.

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sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
Wow, it’s honestly my dream to get a speeding ticket on my bike. I saw my opportunity one day where there was a school zone and a cop, so I pedaled as fast as I could, but still didn’t get pulled over. I even bombed down a hill doing almost double the speed limit, and still no ticket.

I’ll get it one of these days.

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- whoisearth@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  If you do promise to be as incredulous as I was when he gave me the ticket. Like man don’t you have better shit to be doing? Let’s ignore the fact he thankfully didn’t see me kicking rear view mirrors a couple of blocks previous because they were parked in the bike lane.
  
  Jesus Christ I was an ornary youth lol
  
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  - sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
    Oh, I absolutely would be. But you can bet I’m framing that ticket the moment I get home.
    
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    Hadriscus@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
    good luck, I believe in you. But be careful and wear a helmet for your attempts
    
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