Comment on Mythology
apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Accurate summary of Catholicism too.
Gabriel: He’s gonna put his dick in it.
God: I put my dick in it!
Joseph: Who put his dick in it?
Mary: Don’t worry about it.
God: Go tell Joseph I did it.
Gabriel: Yeah… It was God.
Joseph: Oh… Uh… Well Ok then.
Gabriel: And you’re gonna be cool about it.
Joseph: Yep. I’m cool. It’s all good. We’re cool.
Then all the popes throughout history definitely put their dicks in anything and everything.
wjrii@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Gabriel: He’s gonna put his dick in it.
God: I put my dick in it!
Joseph: Who put his dick in it?
Mary: Don’t worry about it.
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
God: Go tell Joseph I did it.
Gabriel: Yeah… It was God.
Joseph: Oh… Uh… Well Ok then.
Gabriel: And you’re gonna be cool about it.
Joseph: Yep. I’m cool. It’s all good. We’re cool.
apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Then all the popes throughout history definitely put their dicks in anything and everything.