Mythology

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• apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Accurate summary of Catholicism too.

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  • wjrii@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Gabriel: He’s gonna put his dick in it.

    God: I put my dick in it!

    Joseph: Who put his dick in it?

    Mary: Don’t worry about it.

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    • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      God: Go tell Joseph I did it.

      Gabriel: Yeah… It was God.

      Joseph: Oh… Uh… Well Ok then.

      Gabriel: And you’re gonna be cool about it.

      Joseph: Yep. I’m cool. It’s all good. We’re cool.

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    • apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Then all the popes throughout history definitely put their dicks in anything and everything.

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