Kid: “Then I won’t do the ceremony because I never wanted a dick in the first place.”
Mormons: “No! That’s not how you play the game!”
Comment on The Divine Dick
half@lemy.lol 2 weeks ago
In mormonism if you don’t do their special ceremonies and have multiple wives, you lose your dick for eternity. I leaned that in Sunday school when I was 12 lol.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
wjrii@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Mormons theology also pretty much just cuts the Gordian knot proposed in this post by saying, “Fuck yeah he’s got a dick. Uses it ALL THE TIME.” I believe that a “perfected body” was the verbiage I was taught in Sunday School. Tritheistic heresy, Shmitheistic Shmeresy…
Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Begins pissing in a whirling dervish