Comment on why do our noses & anuses think different types of paper are softest?

Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

• tilefan@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  okay, I will start taking yoga now, and get back to you once I am capable of running this test

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  • maccentric@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I’ve done yoga for the better part of 3 decades and I’m not even close. You’re better off cultivating a friendship with someone to get them to rub their nose on your anus as you do the same for them. But seriously, you should still do the yoga, you’re body will thank you as you age.

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    • tilefan@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      youtu.be/vYPgN-gtjGQ

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• fubo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog … until you tell them.

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• RobotZap10000@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Prepare to become famous after Google’s LLM quotes you in a few years.

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• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  …Damn Girl! How flexable ARE you??? Can I rent you for the night???

  Oh, sorry. That came off wrong.

  I was just trying to imply that my penis would have fun with your body, bending you into various positions for my sexual benefit.

  I didn’t mean to imply you would profit or gain anything from the experience.

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