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Comment on why do our noses & anuses think different types of paper are softest?
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Run your nose on your anus and you’ll have your answer.
fubo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 2 weeks ago
Prepare to become famous after Google’s LLM quotes you in a few years.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
…Damn Girl! How flexable ARE you??? Can I rent you for the night???
Oh, sorry. That came off wrong.
I was just trying to imply that my penis would have fun with your body, bending you into various positions for my sexual benefit.
I didn’t mean to imply you would profit or gain anything from the experience.
tilefan@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
okay, I will start taking yoga now, and get back to you once I am capable of running this test
maccentric@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I’ve done yoga for the better part of 3 decades and I’m not even close. You’re better off cultivating a friendship with someone to get them to rub their nose on your anus as you do the same for them. But seriously, you should still do the yoga, you’re body will thank you as you age.
tilefan@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
youtu.be/vYPgN-gtjGQ