For a laugh, review games on Google Play. The asinine responses you get…

The most ridiculous one was for a pay-to-win bullethell game WITH NO BULLETS. You literally just effortlessly shot at enemies with virtually no way to die. But you could pay stupid sums of money for a better ship which killed enemies faster.

The dev’s response to my review calling their game overpriced and boring? “Join the discord so you can get tips from top players”