Once met a dude at college named Scummy Steve. Before meeting him I heard how he was getting kicked out of bars for “spiking” drinks. At the time I thought nothing of it. Figured dude was either sneaking into bars with bottle of liquor and ordering pepsi’s then spiking them with booze… that or he was spiking them with drugs. Had done tons of drugs by that time, never once found myself in presence of roofies but tons of molly and E were around so I assumed that’s what he was spiking drinks with. We used hide mushrooms in drunken 4am meals like PB&J sammies for unexpected victims (me or one of 5 other buddies, no part of this story is about the creepy roofie kinda spiking) either way I digress.

Finally met Scummy Steve out at one of the bars we were both underage drinking at. He was also famous for getting a dwi going to the copshop to pick someone else up from getting a dwi. So on meeting him I’m like, dude, I have so many questions. First, what have you been spiking drinks with that has everyone talking about it. He’s all, for you to learn that secret you have.to let me enjoy the bar a bit but I’ll show you when I’m ready. Fuckin space cadet answer but I was like wrrrrrdski. Hour or two many shots later, I hear someone screaming my name from the middle of the dance floor. I look, make eye contact with Scumy Steve, as he sees me look, bouncers are rushing at him like they know whats about to happen. Before they got there, Scummy Steve serves up a full pint glass of vodka redbull like an Olympic volleyball serve, jumps up in the air and fucking spikes the glass accross the bar and smashing it into the back wall of the bar sending glass, ice and booze* errywhere. *assume it was booze and only ever saw the dude drinking bartons vodka and redbull. Even back then 2 cans of red bull cost more than a pint of cartons.

No relevance to the story, just shating college stories.