Comment on Proud globohomo

• lengau@midwest.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Wouldn’t that make you an arborohomo? To be a globohomo you need to fuck a light bulb

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  • dumbass@leminal.space ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m not an expert, I just like telling people to fuck trees.

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  • Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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  • AlolanYoda@mander.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Maybe a terrestrial globe? That would explain why some have a point labeled “Bangkok”

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• Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Like one specific tree, or I get to pick?

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  • dumbass@leminal.space ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Nah the tree picks you. You’ll know it when you see it.

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    • Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It is nice to feel wanted.

      Okay, I’m in.

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      • dumbass@leminal.space ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Good luck, lube up!

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• ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Instructions unclear, got my ass full of splinters

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  • AltheaHunter@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    no you got the instructions right, the splinters are an important part of the experience

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  • dumbass@leminal.space ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Well, that’s what ya get for not lubing up correctly, that ones on you bud.

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