Comment on No excuse

Goun@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  1. get out of the car

  2. disassemble the car

  3. reassemble everything in an appropriate location

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  • pero@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Smh, can’t believe my secret to perfect parking got leaked 😒

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  • Rusty@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    git checkout -b car

    git rebase new_parking_spot

    git push --force-with-lease

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• SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  1. Pretend you need to leave.
  2. Pretend to drive away.
  3. Pretend to remember that you actually need to be here.
  4. Pretend to not be disappointed in yourself.
  5. Park again.

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• _bcron@midwest.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Let’s say you turn right to park in a spot but your turning radius sucks so you’re at an angle and your rear right is really close to the next car.

  Crank the wheel right as far as it’ll go and crawl forward a handful of inches so the front of your car is equally close to the car on the right and you’re parallel with that car but really close.

  Straighten your wheels, reverse out all parallel to that car until your front bumper clears that car, then crank the wheel left and crawl in reverse a handful of inches, until the rear of the car is aiming in the other direction.

  Straighten the wheel and crawl another couple of inches, until your rear axle is centered in the space, then put it in drive and pull right in now that the rear is centered

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• Speculater@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I once saw a lady struggle to park in her spot for like 30s, back out, then leave. Another valid technique.

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• InnerScientist@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Floor it?

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• ochi_chernye@startrek.website ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Money can be exchanged for goods and services!

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• psud@aussie.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Leave the spot just the opposite way to which you entered the spot. Then try again.

  Ideal: exactly centered between whatever defines the spot (lines, cars, kerbs)

  Ideal’: close to a kerb and far from the neighboring car/line

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• lath@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Find a ramp, do a loop.

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