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Comment on Why do some men dis other men who sit to pee? (& follow-up questions)
cyborganism@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Guys who do diss other guys for not peeing standing up have major self esteem issues or insecurities.
I’m a man and I pee sitting down because:
- it’s more comfortable
- it doesn’t splash pee water everywhere all over the toilet bowl and the floor or my pants.
- can access the toilet paper easier to wipe clean instead of just shaking it and having a wet pee stain on my underwear
- I have my hands free to use my phone
- I can also fight anyone that might barge in an try to assault me while I pee without peeing on myself so it’s a tactical defense position.
zcd@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
cyborganism@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
So do you pee with your dick bent backwards between your butt cheeks to piss in the bowl while you face the door?
iamanurd@midwest.social 2 months ago
I lay down to pee.
recapitated@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Now I lay me down to pee…
ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I pray the Lord will also leak.
cyborganism@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
That a whole
'nother
Level
Agrivar@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I can also fight anyone that might barge in an try to assault me while I pee without peeing on myself so it’s a tactical defense position.
Bruh. You’re giving up your best offensive maneuver by sitting down! You piss AT your attacker!
babybus@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
How long do you pee that you have time to acces your phone though?
ricecake@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Usually about 15 to 20 seconds. I’ve been known to check my phone while standing to pee, it really just depends on what I’m doing It’s not like I’m doing a lot on my phone while peeing.
GBU_28@lemm.ee 2 months ago
You fool, the pee is to be used as a standoff weapon to assert space and give time to determine your strategy.
cyborganism@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
If your attacker comes from behind, which is the most likely scenario, you’ll be caught off guard with both hands busy holding your junk. All they gotta do is shake you a little for you to be covered in your own piss. Checkmate.
GBU_28@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Learning the garden sprinkler technique is dick management 101.
cyborganism@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
The one that slaps the water that goes
Tsh tsh tsh tsh tsh
TRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
timroerstroem@feddit.dk 2 months ago
I’m a man and I pee sitting down because:
it’s more comfortable
Agreed, if there’s a toilet (as opposed to a urinal) i will generally sit down.
It’s solely a matter of comfort and/or convenience:
- No. 2: Toilet (obviously, I hope).
- No. 1 on the road or at the pub: Urinal or standing elsewhere.
- No. 1 otherwise: sit down and relax.
GhostFaceSkrilla@lemmy.world 2 months ago
- My wife makes me
JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Real men sit to pee so they don’t have to clean their own piss up later.
Whenever I talk about this, some asshat will come along and make a comment about sitting on a tree. No, dumbass, I don’t sit to pee on a tree. Or a urinal. I sit to pee on my toilet at home so I can tell you what an idiot you are while I’m pissing just to prove how manly I am.
almar_quigley@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Real men pee however they want and make sure not to leave a mess for the next bathroom user. Standing or sitting has nothing to do with masculinity.
JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Agreed, just making a joke because of the context.
cyborganism@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Amen brother
cyborganism@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Hahahahahaha! “dO yOu SiT aT a UrInAl Or On A tReE?” That is some wrinkle-free brain logic right there.