Comment on Why do some men dis other men who sit to pee? (& follow-up questions)

cyborganism@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Real men sit to pee so they don’t have to clean their own piss up later.

  Whenever I talk about this, some asshat will come along and make a comment about sitting on a tree. No, dumbass, I don’t sit to pee on a tree. Or a urinal. I sit to pee on my toilet at home so I can tell you what an idiot you are while I’m pissing just to prove how manly I am.

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  • almar_quigley@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Real men pee however they want and make sure not to leave a mess for the next bathroom user. Standing or sitting has nothing to do with masculinity.

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    • JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Agreed, just making a joke because of the context.

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    • cyborganism@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Amen brother

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  • cyborganism@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Hahahahahaha! “dO yOu SiT aT a UrInAl Or On A tReE?” That is some wrinkle-free brain logic right there.

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• zcd@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Never turn your back to the bathroom door

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  • cyborganism@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So do you pee with your dick bent backwards between your butt cheeks to piss in the bowl while you face the door?

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• iamanurd@midwest.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I lay down to pee.

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  • recapitated@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Now I lay me down to pee…

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    • ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I pray the Lord will also leak.

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  • cyborganism@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That a whole

    'nother

    Level

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• Agrivar@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I can also fight anyone that might barge in an try to assault me while I pee without peeing on myself so it’s a tactical defense position.

  Bruh. You’re giving up your best offensive maneuver by sitting down! You piss AT your attacker!

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• babybus@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  How long do you pee that you have time to acces your phone though?

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  • ricecake@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Usually about 15 to 20 seconds. I’ve been known to check my phone while standing to pee, it really just depends on what I’m doing It’s not like I’m doing a lot on my phone while peeing.

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• GBU_28@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You fool, the pee is to be used as a standoff weapon to assert space and give time to determine your strategy.

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  • cyborganism@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If your attacker comes from behind, which is the most likely scenario, you’ll be caught off guard with both hands busy holding your junk. All they gotta do is shake you a little for you to be covered in your own piss. Checkmate.

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    • GBU_28@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Learning the garden sprinkler technique is dick management 101.

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      • cyborganism@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        The one that slaps the water that goes

        Tsh tsh tsh tsh tsh

        TRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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• timroerstroem@feddit.dk ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m a man and I pee sitting down because:

  it’s more comfortable
  

  Agreed, if there’s a toilet (as opposed to a urinal) i will generally sit down.

  It’s solely a matter of comfort and/or convenience:

  • No. 2: Toilet (obviously, I hope).
  • No. 1 on the road or at the pub: Urinal or standing elsewhere.
  • No. 1 otherwise: sit down and relax.

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• GhostFaceSkrilla@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  • My wife makes me

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