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• davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I… I don’t think I can.

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  • harmsy@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Seems like a skill issue to me.

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    • davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Dude, I don’t mean to boast, but honestly, I think my dick is just WAY too big. Like, I would DESTROY that grape instantly if I tried. It’s not just a trick of the camera angle, it just is that big. Honestly, I don’t even need to get out a measuring tape to tell you that even with a massive grape, it’s just not going to fit.

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      • Olgratin_Magmatoe@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You’re not being creative enough. You could have a bowl/cup of grapes, and use that. Or maybe alternatively you could blend/mash them up, let them dry out a bit to stiffen up, then use that.

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    • blackbrook@mander.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      nothing worse than getting a grape seed stuck in your peehole…

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      • davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Sounds painful. Like gallstones, but backwards. On the plus side, probably less scratchy. On the minus side, maybe more citric acid.

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  • AceSLS@ani.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Not with that attitude

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    • davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I just can’t see it ever happening.

      I don’t mean any disrespect, and I don’t want to kink shame, but that kinda thing is just not my bag, baby.

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  • Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    C’mon David. They want you to. Do it for them, buddy.

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    • davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The grapes? I can never tell when a grape wants some action. My whole life, I’ve missed every single signal. Well, that, or the grapes just don’t find me attractive, like, EVER.

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