He’s high as balls
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ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
First, why is the sun wearing sunglasses? Is looking at things that are not a stellar body bright for the sun?
Second, what is happening with the sun’s eyes? Is the sun drunk? Did it join a fight club?
TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Stellar bodies would be more accurately called spheroids. And there is no direction in space. So the best we could say is that he’s nondirectional as spheroids.
But he’s tripping balls.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Reference from Terran normal. Height = min distance from surface of terra. Now whether we’re averaging times or looking at a snapshot, that is the question that should be answered in the framing of any question of height, else average be assumed as default.
Please don’t let my astronomer friend see this. She’ll judge engineers even harder than scientists already do.
friendlymessage@feddit.org 4 weeks ago
It’s looking at you and your stellar body
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 4 weeks ago
Never heard of “High Noon”?
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
He’s not wearing them for him … he’s wearing them for you
thann@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
Dude, they’re literally called “sun glasses”, they’re made for him!