Male: let put me my thorny penis into your vulva and bite into your neck so you can’t move and I can ccep my thong in for a while.
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IndiBrony@lemmy.world 1 month agoMale: “I killed your son”
Female: “That’s so fucking hot”
BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
I once watched a youtube video where a guy with a super hot tinder profile would chat with random girls and he could say whatever vile shit and they would all be like: aww, but you’re so hot tho.
I murdered your child.
So wanna hang out some time?
I ate him.
Raaawr ;)
rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Literal IT Crowd episode plot