Comment on 1st preserved dinosaur butthole is 'perfect' and 'unique,' paleontologist says

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• Kowowow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  What if messages from god can’t travel faster than the speed of light so we are receiving prophecy meant for long dead and far off civilizations

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  • jol@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    So He’s all knowing, except for the laws of physics He created?

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    • hexabs@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Ever paint yourself into a corner of a room?

      Maybe we got one of those special ed gods

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      • Trainguyrom@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Hey now, its his first gig as a god, cut him some slack. Sure, he forgot to add special admin overrides to the physics simulation but he’s doing the best he can to fix the mess he created and bring the project back on track!

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      • djsoren19@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Goddamn Demiurge!

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    • averyminya@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      You think every developer knows every single line of code they write?

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      • OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        He’s omniscient. He knows EVERYTHING

        *according to their storybook

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      • jol@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Developers aren’t all-knowing. But God supposedly is.

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    • Kowowow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      If they don’t need to travel faster than light why should they

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• FuglyDuck@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Explains why worship leaders always devolve into that high pitched bugling-thing they do.

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  • Kowowow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Speaking in tongues is just a dialup tone?

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