Explains why worship leaders always devolve into that high pitched bugling-thing they do.
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imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 2 months ago
cloaca
I mean didn’t we know this already, though?
Also Calvin is right
What if God was a chicken and dinosaurs were his chosen people, and we just happened to get the story right?
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Kowowow@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Speaking in tongues is just a dialup tone?
Kowowow@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
What if messages from god can’t travel faster than the speed of light so we are receiving prophecy meant for long dead and far off civilizations
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
So He’s all knowing, except for the laws of physics He created?
hexabs@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ever paint yourself into a corner of a room?
Maybe we got one of those special ed gods
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 2 months ago
Hey now, its his first gig as a god, cut him some slack. Sure, he forgot to add special admin overrides to the physics simulation but he’s doing the best he can to fix the mess he created and bring the project back on track!
djsoren19@yiffit.net 2 months ago
Goddamn Demiurge!
averyminya@beehaw.org 2 months ago
You think every developer knows every single line of code they write?
OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
He’s omniscient. He knows EVERYTHING
*according to their storybook
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Developers aren’t all-knowing. But God supposedly is.
Kowowow@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
If they don’t need to travel faster than light why should they