Explains why worship leaders always devolve into that high pitched bugling-thing they do.
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imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 2 years ago
cloaca
I mean didn’t we know this already, though?
Also Calvin is right
What if God was a chicken and dinosaurs were his chosen people, and we just happened to get the story right?
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Kowowow@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
Speaking in tongues is just a dialup tone?
Kowowow@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
What if messages from god can’t travel faster than the speed of light so we are receiving prophecy meant for long dead and far off civilizations
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 2 years ago
So He’s all knowing, except for the laws of physics He created?
hexabs@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Ever paint yourself into a corner of a room?
Maybe we got one of those special ed gods
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 2 years ago
Hey now, its his first gig as a god, cut him some slack. Sure, he forgot to add special admin overrides to the physics simulation but he’s doing the best he can to fix the mess he created and bring the project back on track!
djsoren19@yiffit.net 2 years ago
Goddamn Demiurge!
averyminya@beehaw.org 2 years ago
You think every developer knows every single line of code they write?
OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
He’s omniscient. He knows EVERYTHING
*according to their storybook
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 2 years ago
Developers aren’t all-knowing. But God supposedly is.
Kowowow@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
If they don’t need to travel faster than light why should they