I don’t know what accent you intended to communicate, but I definitely heard it in my head
The_v@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Well…spit… growing up on the ranch we had between 13 to 18 horses around all the time. Everything from Arabians to some workhorses.
Now we only shoed them in late summer for the fall when we were working cattle.
Now swimming is an interesting topic. During the hot days in the summer we would hop on a few hoses bareback and race across in the ponds.
You would think the massive workhorses with their oversized hooves would win. Poweful, strong animals with big flippers on the bottom. Unfortunately they were the slowest in the water. They were stiff and inflexible, dumb and slow. They tended to swim a few feet, decide it was too much work, turn around and find some nice grass to eat.
Now the Arabians with the smaller stature and dainty little hooves were by far the fastest in the water. The fastest was horse named ugly. He was a swayed back ill tempered little guy with a massive chip on his shoulder. He just had to be first everywhere. He was almost as vicious as the Spawn of Satan aka “Shetland pony”. Now Spawn of Satan didn’t like the water because brimstone and water don’t go together so we never got him to swim.
What’s curious is after they were shod and their hoofs trimmed down, they all seemed a wee bit faster. I guess the smaller hoof works better for their swimming mechanism.
thefartographer@lemm.ee 2 months ago
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I thought he was a fraud until he spit.
themeatbridge@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That was the first thing he did. You might have trust issues.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That “Well…” just didn’t ring true.
KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I 100% expected this to turn into a Hell in the Cell meme
LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Same!
ace_garp@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Thanks for sharing your lived experience. Your characterisations of each horse gave me a good laugh.
That is very interesting that they would be quicker after being shod. Not sure why that would be. Less apprehensive of kicking something underwater perhaps.