Only if you want to go home early cos I fucked things up.
Comment on Daily Discussion Thread: 🛣️🏍️ Thursday, October 3 , 2024
bacon@aussie.zone 1 month agoYou have now been promoted to head of IT
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 1 month ago
Duenan@aussie.zone 1 month ago
Did you activate the self destruct button?
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 1 month ago
bacon@aussie.zone 1 month ago
Yes please.
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 1 month ago
It’s very easy to do. I go click click click with mouse and then “oh shit what’s happened” then I hurry away for someone else to fix.
bacon@aussie.zone 1 month ago
You are further promoted to Chief Head of IT
TinyBreak@aussie.zone 1 month ago
they cant do any worse than ours…
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 1 month ago
Oh I bet I could
TinyBreak@aussie.zone 1 month ago
ok. Lets test you out.
- Say you know nothing about subject matter, are you going to go and make promises to the business around subject mater with 0 consultation with the experts?
- Microsoft release a shiny new product, do you: A) Wait for it to mature and industry feedback before testing to see if its a good fit for the business? B) Rush to deploy, consequences be damned having learnt nothing about the last time you did this and it was a complete disaster?
- A project has been committed. An approach has been agreed with the subject experts. Do you consult with your team before announcing a complete change in the approach and scope?
Seriously. If you stop, listen and consult you would be 10x the department head than the one we have.
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 1 month ago
- I don’t make promises at all. Ever.
- I’ll give anything a crack but please keep in mind number 1.
Catfish@aussie.zone 1 month ago
I have many buttons and wish to be appointed head of Incomprehensible Textiles
thread wrap buttons
bacon@aussie.zone 1 month ago
You have been appointed Head of Fashion and Culture
Catfish@aussie.zone 1 month ago
Woo! Excessive bling for exeryone! ✨✨✨