Comment on Daily Discussion Thread: 🛣️🏍️ Thursday, October 3 , 2024

CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• bacon@aussie.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You have now been promoted to head of IT

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  • Catfish@aussie.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I have many buttons and wish to be appointed head of Incomprehensible Textiles

    thread wrap buttons

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    • bacon@aussie.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You have been appointed Head of Fashion and Culture

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      • Catfish@aussie.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Woo! Excessive bling for exeryone! ✨✨✨

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  • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Only if you want to go home early cos I fucked things up.

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    • Duenan@aussie.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Did you activate the self destruct button?

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      • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Not yet

        Image

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    • bacon@aussie.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yes please.

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      • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It’s very easy to do. I go click click click with mouse and then “oh shit what’s happened” then I hurry away for someone else to fix.

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  • TinyBreak@aussie.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    they cant do any worse than ours…

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    • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Oh I bet I could

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      • TinyBreak@aussie.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        ok. Lets test you out.

        1. Say you know nothing about subject matter, are you going to go and make promises to the business around subject mater with 0 consultation with the experts?
        2. Microsoft release a shiny new product, do you: A) Wait for it to mature and industry feedback before testing to see if its a good fit for the business? B) Rush to deploy, consequences be damned having learnt nothing about the last time you did this and it was a complete disaster?
        3. A project has been committed. An approach has been agreed with the subject experts. Do you consult with your team before announcing a complete change in the approach and scope?

        Seriously. If you stop, listen and consult you would be 10x the department head than the one we have.

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