Yeah! The foot may be super complex, but it’s not durable AT ALL!!! It’s super ticklish! All you gotta do is strap someone down to their bed, and tickle their foot for like 2 minutes, and they’ll give you their bank account details!
And if they don’t know their bank account number by heart, then I guess they’ll just have to get tickled…all…night…long!
Hey, come lay on this bed for a second. I want to test these straps on you. What? No. Totally unrelated. Pinky swearsies.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yeah! The foot may be super complex, but it’s not durable AT ALL!!! It’s super ticklish! All you gotta do is strap someone down to their bed, and tickle their foot for like 2 minutes, and they’ll give you their bank account details!
And if they don’t know their bank account number by heart, then I guess they’ll just have to get tickled…all…night…long!
Hey, come lay on this bed for a second. I want to test these straps on you. What? No. Totally unrelated. Pinky swearsies.
Kalkaline@leminal.space 1 month ago
Jokes on you, getting robbed is my fetish
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I mean…that just sounds like a win/win. You get to give me your money, and I get some money.
eupraxia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Hi are you doing anything later you probably don’t want my bank account but I can bring some material to blackmail me with or something
Lightfire228@pawb.social 1 month ago
This just sounds like a fun night, tbh
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Here, lets test these straps on you…lay on the bed.
No reason.
Pelicanen@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
I don’t want to ruin your fun but some of us have feet that aren’t ticklish in the slightest.