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OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Wait, who said we had one of the most complex and durable skeletal systems in nature?
Comment on You know who
OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Wait, who said we had one of the most complex and durable skeletal systems in nature?
cralder@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Complex? Possibly. Durable? Hell no.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yeah! The foot may be super complex, but it’s not durable AT ALL!!! It’s super ticklish! All you gotta do is strap someone down to their bed, and tickle their foot for like 2 minutes, and they’ll give you their bank account details!
And if they don’t know their bank account number by heart, then I guess they’ll just have to get tickled…all…night…long!
Hey, come lay on this bed for a second. I want to test these straps on you. What? No. Totally unrelated. Pinky swearsies.
Kalkaline@leminal.space 2 months ago
Jokes on you, getting robbed is my fetish
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I mean…that just sounds like a win/win. You get to give me your money, and I get some money.
eupraxia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Hi are you doing anything later you probably don’t want my bank account but I can bring some material to blackmail me with or something
Lightfire228@pawb.social 2 months ago
This just sounds like a fun night, tbh
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Here, lets test these straps on you…lay on the bed.
No reason.
Pelicanen@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
I don’t want to ruin your fun but some of us have feet that aren’t ticklish in the slightest.