Comment on walking along the beach... two pairs of footprints

10_0@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• dwemthy@lemdro.id ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s a play on the classic riddle:
  You’re walking on the beach with your good friend Jesus, huffing paint and dissociating. At one point you forget what you were doing and look over at Jesus, then back behind you at the sand. Behind you there’s only one set of footprints. You ask Jesus why he left you and he looks directly at the you who is reading this, not the you who is in the story, and asks "Why do you think there’s only one set of footprints?"

  Answer

  You were both hopping on one foot

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  • KingJalopy@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That might be the worst riddle I’ve ever riddled

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    • dwemthy@lemdro.id ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Thank you! That’s what I was going for

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      • Orygin@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Thanks for your service

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