Comment on Do NOT forget your protractor.

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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Forget your protractor. You’ll find out.

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  • HessiaNerd@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    In my head it was going to be a lecture about having the right tools for the job, and making the kids crack walnuts barehanded.

    Then I see those kids are tied up… and home dude is looking way too comfortable finding just the right walnut. Some illegal shit is about to go down.

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• nailingjello@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  It’s when the teacher puts his nuts on his students face, seems like a reasonable response to forgetting a protractor.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Not that I’d want Mr. Lloyd doing that to me, but considering the kids are tied to a tree, that sounds like they got let off easy.

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• shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  The walnuts are on a string and lubed.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  you dare not

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• turbulentMagma@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Back against the wall, nuts in your face

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• gggg@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  you get tied up and experience his walnut pontifications

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• No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  It is like bamboo torture, just slower

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