Comment on Platypuses
Dark.
Also. Where can I try some?
DM me your card details and I’ll send you a couple of pints from my platypus farm.
Wait…. People farm the weirdos?
It’s heavily regulated now as someone sold one of the male drumsticks that still had the venomous spur attached at a Saturday farmers market.
Fortunately most of the venom was deactivated by frying it but they still had to be hospitalised for a week.
I wonder how they’d be for pets.
I realize I shouldn’t.
but. I kinda want one. They’re cute.
(again, I realize I shouldn’t!)
Er…no… Not me…
DJDarren@thelemmy.club 3 days ago
DM me your card details and I’ll send you a couple of pints from my platypus farm.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Wait…. People farm the weirdos?
Minarble@aussie.zone 3 days ago
It’s heavily regulated now as someone sold one of the male drumsticks that still had the venomous spur attached at a Saturday farmers market.
Fortunately most of the venom was deactivated by frying it but they still had to be hospitalised for a week.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I wonder how they’d be for pets.
I realize I shouldn’t.
but. I kinda want one. They’re cute.
(again, I realize I shouldn’t!)
DJDarren@thelemmy.club 3 days ago
Er…no… Not me…