Comment on Can you get a big bite on your eyeball? How would the eyeball respond?

ada@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• PeepinGoodArgs@reddthat.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  …initiating novel nightmare sequence: Eyeball Papercut…

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  • Crackhappy@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Eyeball papercut sounds like an industrial thrash metal band.

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  • ada@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hey, at least it puts me in rarified company. There can’t be too many people that have managed this trick :)

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  • fubo@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Entering operation: EYEBALL PAPERCUT
    Saving . . .

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• theragu40@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I wish to unread this

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  • edgemaster72@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Bad news: you can’t unread things. Good news: with just one crisp piece of paper and two quick motions, you can prevent yourself from reading unpleasant things, possibly forever!

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    • theragu40@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Listen here you little shit

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• dandroid@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That sounds awful. How was the pain level?

  I scratched my eye once with my fingernail when I was about 12 or 13. It just felt like I had something in my eye constantly for a week.

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  • ada@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s exactly what it was like, but throw in some bonus crusty eye gunk

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• deleted@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  New fear unlocked

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  • ada@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Thank of it this way, if you do manage it, it’s a hyper rare achievement, so you’ll get the cool border on your epitaph

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    • deleted@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I need to unsee this.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Bacon grease popped into my eye. I haven’t worn contacts since.

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