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KellysNokia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

• BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Fun fact: If you actually fell and landed on something with enough force to make it’s way inside of you the object would quite literally rip your asshole. When it’s a true accident, it’s very clear due to the blood loss and whatnot

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• hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Probably the priest who fell on a potato while cooking naked

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  • Deepus@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    How’d you know he was a priest if he was naked?

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    • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      He was praying when it happened. “Oh my god”

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• JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Reminds me of the episode of Seinfeld when Frank gets a pasta statue stuck up his ass

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  • FinalRemix@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Million-to-one shot, doc!

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