I didn’t remember that this is what it was about 😮
Comment on A major disappointment
jballs@sh.itjust.works 2 months agoI watched this with my kids the other day just to share some of my childhood memories with them.
I sure was surprised to learn the plot of the movie was that some bad guys had developed a new type of bullet and needed to test it out on the thick skulls of live animals. They try to kidnap Beethoven so that they can shoot him in the head. In order to accomplish this, they abuse the dog until it attacks one of them and then cover themselves in fake blood so the family is forced to agree to have the dog put down.
Somehow childhood me had blocked all of this out and just remembered “haha funny big dog”.
Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
jballs@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Same! There’s a lot of stuff from my childhood that I remember being awesome, then going back to revisit it and being horrified. Like, I vaguely remembered the movie Gremlins being cute and funny when I was a kid. But reading the plot now makes me wonder how I survived childhood without PTSD.
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
How about the part in the 2nd one where the dog destroys part of a cabin thereby preventing a teenage girl from being sexually assaulted. PG movies in the 80s and 90s were something
SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I couldn’t get past the dad yelling that he wanted to kill himself, while watching with my youngin
kameecoding@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I remember the fake blood, but wasn’t the movie about them wanting to breed the dogs with their female dog and selling the little ones for lots of money?
jballs@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I just looked it up and the selling puppies was the plot of the 2nd movie.
state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Jesus what the fucking Christ
cm0002@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What in the fuck‽ It’s true
But also, what dumb fucks, if they really wanted to test fancy ammo they use bears or similar. Fuckers have some THICC skulls
Hagdos@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Or a dead dog. Why shoot a live one?
cm0002@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Got curious and apparently you can just buy replica AND real animal skulls from this place
Lmao they even sell real bison skulls apparently (With free shipping!) they could have tested their bullet on a wide range of skulls lol
jballs@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Lol yeah dude, I wouldn’t just make that shit up. It’s wild!