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gencha@lemm.ee 2 weeks agoEasy. Come up with some insane pet feeding scenario, and then assume you saw someone on YouTube vouch for it. Enter discourse. Ensure to present your theory by first saying “I don’t know what a cat actually is, but…”. Then slowly slide your audience into your scenario about how people in Florida have kept alligators alive by feeding them rotten boat parts with just the right algae and moss on it.
solsangraal@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“Show me the fucking udder on a strawberry” is one of the greatest punchlines in the history of the medium, if not all of humanity 🤣🤣🤣
socsa@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Studies say that cats can survive just fine if you paralyze them and they inject them with nutrients fluid. Super convenient tbh.
gencha@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
I have heard of studies 🤔