“Also, do you really NEED to sleep?”
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UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 months agoAmazon: “We encourage expediency in delivery, so please don’t stop to use the restroom. Just piss in this bottle.”
Also Amazon: “We need you to arrive promptly, but also we expect you to work late. The needs of the customers come first!”
Finally, Amazon: “You’re tired, you’re hungry, you desperately need to piss, but we’ve decided the biggest risk to your driving safety is your dramatic rendition of Shake It Off by Taylor Swift, as you try to get your mind off the horror of working this dead end job.”
NutWrench@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 months ago
If you do, AI will take your jobs!!! Hustle, hustle, hustle!
KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
also stop pissing in bottles, thats weird and disgusting, and no we wont give you more time.
Hupf@feddit.org 3 months ago
Simply don’t drink and drive™️
KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
simply do not piss anymore, pissing is for nerds and losers