Comment on DuckDuckGoose

• jam12705@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Currently have 26 ducks and one goose on my farm so I get it.

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• SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You ever been around Microsoft management? It’s an improvement.

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• idunnololz@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Wtf does a goose farmer even produce

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  • darthelmet@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Maybe they’re raising an army of nature’s angriest animal.

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    • frezik@midwest.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You say that, but have you ever met a Sandhill Crane? They started coming back, and people think they’re wonderful and majestic. Then they get too close, and find out they’re feathery balls of pure hate with pointy beaks that will send you to the emergency room.

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• Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Maybe if enough programmers become goose farmers they’ll be able to reprogram geese.

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  • FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Maybe if enough programmers become goose farmers they will stop these fucking constant imbecylic unnecessary updates.

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• Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Peak performance. I love them.

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