You say that, but have you ever met a Sandhill Crane? They started coming back, and people think they’re wonderful and majestic. Then they get too close, and find out they’re feathery balls of pure hate with pointy beaks that will send you to the emergency room.
CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You ever been around geese? Those terrible shits take shits everywhere, all the time. Loud, nasty birds.
jam12705@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Currently have 26 ducks and one goose on my farm so I get it.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You ever been around Microsoft management? It’s an improvement.
idunnololz@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Wtf does a goose farmer even produce
darthelmet@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Maybe they’re raising an army of nature’s angriest animal.
frezik@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
You say that, but have you ever met a Sandhill Crane? They started coming back, and people think they’re wonderful and majestic. Then they get too close, and find out they’re feathery balls of pure hate with pointy beaks that will send you to the emergency room.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Maybe if enough programmers become goose farmers they’ll be able to reprogram geese.
FelixCress@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Maybe if enough programmers become goose farmers they will stop these fucking constant imbecylic unnecessary updates.
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Peak performance. I love them.