There’s your problem. I haven’t survived a car crash since I started smoking!
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Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 months agoYou might have a better chance to survive a car crash if you haven’t been smoking.
That’s probably why I’ve survived so many car crashes.
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Silentiea@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
I’ve never survived being hit by a bus,and I don’t smoke. Checkmate, atheists.
meekah@lemmy.world 3 months ago
It sounds a bit like your poor driving is the cause for you to survive so many car crashes.
Feathercrown@lemmy.world 3 months ago
But not poor enough to cause any fatal crashes. There’s a driving skill sweet spot where you have maximum crash survival.
fubbernuckin@lemmy.world 3 months ago
You can have one fatal crash. As a treat.
meekah@lemmy.world 3 months ago
OP: mom, can we have a fatal crash? OP’s mom: we have fatal crash at home Fatal crash at home: idk where in going with this