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Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

I saw a video where a guy “robbed” a bank of $1, with a “gun” that was actually a snickers bar. Then sat in the lobby and waited for the cops.

That seems like a good way to rob a bank, which is a federal crime, while not hurting anyone. And the tellers would even be able to figure out whats going on.

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No_Eponym@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
That sounds like a good way to get shot…

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- Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
  By a bank teller?
  
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  - Deceptichum@quokk.au ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
    By a cop.
    
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    Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
    Cop comes in, sees you sitting in a bank lobby chair, knees crossed, and you think the first thing he’d do is just start blasting???
    
    Look, I think cops are despicable too. Theres even a comment in my recent comments about the Uvalde cops where I rip them a new asshole.
    
    But this is kind of a stretch.
    
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