Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I saw a video where a guy “robbed” a bank of $1, with a “gun” that was actually a snickers bar. Then sat in the lobby and waited for the cops.
That seems like a good way to rob a bank, which is a federal crime, while not hurting anyone. And the tellers would even be able to figure out whats going on.
No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
That sounds like a good way to get shot…
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 months ago
By a bank teller?
Deceptichum@quokk.au 4 months ago
By a cop.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Cop comes in, sees you sitting in a bank lobby chair, knees crossed, and you think the first thing he’d do is just start blasting???
Look, I think cops are despicable too. Theres even a comment in my recent comments about the Uvalde cops where I rip them a new asshole.
But this is kind of a stretch.