Some people need a LOT of lube.
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Tangent5280@lemmy.world 1 month ago55 gallons of anal lube?
billwashere@lemmy.world 1 month ago
catbum@lemmy.world 1 month ago
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captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Can be yours for the low, low price of one thousand, nine hundred fifty-nine dollars and ninety-nine cents, which works out to be $0.28 per fluid ounce. Only one in stock, order soon.
desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Only 55 gallons!!, how am I supposed to fill my pool with that little lube!
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Makes me want to post in some Ask Lemmy community.
“Perverts of Lemmy, have any of you actually bought an industrial drum of sex gel on Amazon? How did it go?”