see if anyone comments
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Today@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Vibrators are much better than they used to be - quiet, rechargeable, and durable. I think your veggies are safe. If you’re worried about it, only buy non phallus-shaped veg for awhile and see if anyone comments. I think (hope) those food sex things are just jokes, but i will not use a hotel room glass, coffee maker, or refillable shampoo.
downpunxx@fedia.io 3 months ago
cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 3 months ago
What would you do if someone did comment on it?
“Hey mom/dad, could you get some cucumbers next groceries trip. My face is so dry lately and in dire need of a moisturizing mask”
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 3 months ago
Immediately think of the post and panick.
Fizz@lemmy.nz 3 months ago
“Sorry honey we are restricting you to only non phallic veggies for your own safety” why do I feel like super Christian households would actually say this.
ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
They probably actually have. It makes me shudder to even think about that.
netvor@lemmy.world 3 months ago
wait, why spinach? (text-only answer, please)
cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 3 months ago
I like where your mind go, but it’s not that. Spinach is just a cover up, a distraction. You can’t make a salad with just cucumbers, right?
netvor@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I see, it has to be cultural. I’m from Czech Republic, but born close to Slovakian/Hungarian border. Where I come from, the spinach would be the suspicious ingredient.
Cucumbers, Balkan cheese, tomatoes, pepper, maybe onion would make it much easier to blend in the crowd.