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• independantiste@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Counter point: everyone on Lemmy is chronically online

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  • sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• Sanctus@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yes, but, as with all jokes, the ones who do get a laugh. No need to peg him down over it.

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• chuckleslord@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is a niche, federated version of reddit. I think being chronically online is a prerequisite.

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• can@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hell, I am chronically online and I still didn’t know. I also generally don’t read usernames but even when this one was brought to my attention I was thinking John Walsh (as in the man’s whose son was abducted and “Code Adam” is named for).

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sometimes you just have to stick some creamed corn in your eyes and radio for backup.

    My favorite is when the police officers get kinky, and bust out the handcuffs!

    Be sure to tip them in crypto. It’s better than a hat!

    MY HANDS ARE BANANAS! YOUR HANDS ARE BANANAS! MY HANDS ARE BANANAS! YOUR HANDS ARE BANANAS!!!

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  • sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Huh, I almost always read usernames. I find them hard to ignore even

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    • can@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Fascinating, I feel like my eyes don’t even look there.

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      • sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Lol, I like having a silly name because I know it has caused atleast someone to crack a smile. Maybe thats why I can’t help but check usernames but I think it actually comes from my usage of tumblr back in the day. one-time-I-dreamt fooled me too many times to be forgotten

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