nice flex haha
Comment on jd vance
taiyang@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I kind of hate that he and I share the same long eyelash gene. It’s not a choice to have such long, luscious and beautiful eyes!
At least I still have fucked significantly less couches though.
Napain@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
ikidd@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I, too, have long eyelashes that women covet, and have only fucked like 6 couches, max.
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
I also have gorgeous eyelashes. And I’ve never fucked a couch! It would’ve made the vacuum jealous.