First it’s just the couch.
Then it’s the couch with your wife on it.
Then it’s your wife.
This is a documented progression of predatory behavior
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FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 4 months ago
You know what? It's 2024, I don't really care if you fuck couches.
There, I said it.
GBU_28@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Schorsch@feddit.org 4 months ago
You didn’t think about the couch, do you? Animal.
marcos@lemmy.world 4 months ago
That.
I care really a lot if you accuse somebody of being Hitler and then go work for him. But fuck anybody caring about fucking couches.