Indeed, the line should read “the only thing I need on my meat”.
Cause in addition to objectifying the person just doing their job and not realizing that they are being low key stalked by a loser with no respect for them by calling them a “thing”, OP needs to use the right descriptor to refer to his penis and a flat cooked patty just doesn’t fit the bill.
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Feels sexual (burger -> meat) or cannibalistic (it is 4chan after all).