Comment on You can't act fabulous after a hip surgery.

MudMan@fedia.io ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Not sure if this is always an issue or just during some recovery period but I can see how it would be important not to stress the fragile ligaments and other issues post op until the proper time.

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  • MudMan@fedia.io ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah, the content itself makes perfect sense, I think what got me was the airplane security leaflet pictures. Makes it seem like you pulled your hip from a vaguely disappointing Amazon cardboard box along with a cheap gadget.

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• tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Once I understood the weakness of my flesh…

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  • ulterno@lemmy.kde.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    … I craved the strength and certainty of steel …

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    • MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      … I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine …

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• uis@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  including the equivalent of a void warranty sticker?

  . . .

  I hate this dystopia.

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hello, we are calling about your hip’s extended warranty. Press 1 to be connected to a hipologist and remedy this issue. Press 2 to die. Ending this call will assume option 2. Option 1 is also option 2 but with a slightly longer buffer time. Too late, you are now dead. click

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    • moody@lemmings.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You’re not cool enough, so you need a visit to the hipologist.

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      • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Hip-hip gunshot sounds

        Shareholders: horray!

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      • guy_threepwood@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You’re so un-hip I’m surprised your bum doesn’t fall off

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    • FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Fuck that, imma install Linux on my hip

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      • Rivalarrival@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Congratulations, you can now outpace Usain Bolt, but you’ll need to open a terminal window to take a shit.

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      • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Deadman’s switch activated after not receiving a signal for 6h. Hip will explode in 3, 2…

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• loomi@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  By the time you get to the point when this might become a certainty in your life, you will be so miserable those phobias will be a distant memory.

  Source: seeing my dad suffer before his surgery

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